the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via surprisebitch)

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kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(via refreshes)

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh, via legalmexican)

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upgraders:

*sees post about frozen or the fault in our stars*
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(via retiredjesus)

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I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via 0penletterr)

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trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

(Source: cosmic-cannabis, via retiredjesus)

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togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo, via humorking)

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