brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

(via retiredjesus)

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via surprisebitch)

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kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

(via joshpeck)

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officialunitedstates:

Palm trees don’t even have hands

(via rejectment)

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blastortoise:

wheelcher2:

blastortoise:

White people…….

be like

this ice cream is too spicy

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via gnarly)

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vanillish:

i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hoursimage

(via okaymad)

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